Who’s Your Mother?

A LECTURE FROM MOM

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This is a personal weblog. The opinions expressed here represent my own and not those of my son.  He is quite sure I o know something only when he wants to borrow money.

In addition, my thoughts and opinions on parenting and motherhood change from time to time.  I consider this a necessary consequence of being a woman. This weblog is intended to provide a semi-permanent point in time snapshot of my life raising my son, and as such any thoughts and opinions expressed within out-of-date posts may not be the same – nor even similar – to those I may hold today.

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I like my readers.  I genuinely do not wish to piss them off with advertising that makes them crazy.

MOM’S PRIVACY POLICY

A Week In The Life of A Redhead is committed to ensuring that your privacy is protected. Should I ask you to provide certain information by which you can be identified when using this weblog, then you can be assured that it will only be used in accordance with this privacy statement.

I may change this policy from time to time by updating this page. You should always check this page to ensure that you are happy with any changes.

What I collect:

I may collect the following information: name, contact email address.

What I do with the information I gather:

I do nothing with it.  I will never bug you unless you offer to mail me steak to feed my growing teenage son.  Then, all bets are off.

How I use cookies:

I only use cookies to track IP addresses in case of spam.  Otherwise I have not interest in them.  Just so you know, a cookie is a small file placed on your computer’s hard drive which helps analyze web traffic or lets you know when you visit a particular site. Cookies allow web applications to respond to you as an individual. You can choose to accept or decline cookies. Most web browsers automatically accept cookies, but you can usually modify your browser setting to decline cookies if you prefer.

The only cookies I usually deal with are the chocolate chip variety my son likes me to make for him.

Links to other websites:

My weblog may contain links to other websites of interest. However, once you have used these links to leave my site – like a condom that has a tear – you should note that I do not have any control over that other website. Therefore, I cannot be responsible for the protection and privacy of any information which you provide while visiting such sites and such sites are not governed by this privacy statement. It is also not my fault if someone gets pregnant while using my weblog.  You should exercise caution and look at the privacy statement applicable to the website in question and possibly take a cold shower.

Now, go call your mother and tell her that you love her.  Oh and put on clean underwear.  You never know when you might be in an accident.

Word.

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