It’s Friday, and time for that weekly dose of good old fashioned redhead gratitude.
Hold your breath people…
This week I am grateful that:
B A S E B A L L S E A S O N I S O V E R.
I think I just had an orgasm typing that. Yes, it’s official: Brian’s team lost in the final round of the playoffs.
We are done.
I am sad because there will be no more
“Why is she driving that fast into the baseball park woman married to the idiot who has diarrhea of the mouth about the umpires when his kid is the worst on the team and he looks like they never let him outside growing up and his wife runs everything with screaming combined with that family that fights through the whole game with their obnoxious three year old who kicks the stands 50 million times while everyone is sitting there and no one says anything while I picture it dying a slow death by candy with the people who bring their dog who shits on the field and they never clean it up along with the lady who thinks the “f” word is better than breathing with the place guilt on you if you don’t sew work in concession stands brush the field pick up garbage find missing balls team nagging mom of the worst brat on the team.”
My goodness I am sure going to miss those parents.
Which brings me to the next thing I am grateful for:
- The Starbucks next to the baseball park. Thank you for all the times you let me race in and out to use your facilities so I could avoid:
- The infamous ballpark port-a-potty. Only men could invent such a place and want to go in there and actually shut the door (shuddering).
- The guys would say, “Well at least you don’t have to go dig your own hole and bury it like camping.” Yeah well there’s a reason right there as to why I am not married to (or having sex with) any of you.
I am also grateful for:
- There’s Jen at http://www.domestikgoddess.com.
There’s Mary at http://motherwise.us/cracks.
There’s Evie at: http://www.homespunhonolulu.com
Ok, does this get me a “Get Out of Tagging Free” card?
And lastly I am so grateful for:
Birthday sleepovers where Brian is invited . . . when it is my weekend.
(Sound of car screeching and racing away).
Until next time-
C
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but Fall baseball begins in 4 weeks.
omg i have live this baseball thing too!!!!!! i laughed so hard i snorted out my water. too funny.
LMOA! I haven’t had a belly laugh like that in a while, thanks for that, hahaha!
Blessings on your fabulous baseball-cap-free red head, Catherine! And what exactly would I have to do for whom, in order to get me one of those GOOTF cards?
Loved your ‘Its so good i have to scream now sticker’
All very good thing to be grateful for