A blond suspects that her boyfriend is cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment that same day, with the gun in hand.
Sure enough, when she opens the door, she finds her boyfriend in the arms of a redhead.
She points the gun at her boyfriend and stares him down for a moment.
Then, suddenly, she’s overcome with grief, so she puts the gun up to the side her head.
The redhead yells, “Wait! Don’t do it…”
The blond yells back, “Shut up! You’re next!”
Until next time –