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Warning: Beware Of Redhead Mothers

lou_gehrig_shoe_lacesCoach:  “See those long things on your shoes by your ankles?  They’re called laces – tie them.”

12 year old boy:  “Why?  I like them this way.  They’re cool.”

Coach:  “Is ‘cool’ sitting on the bench?”

12 year old boy:  “No.”

Coach:  “Wow, then I guess you will be using those things called laces.  Don’t make me tell you a 2nd time.”

Brian:  “Come on Jess, tie your shoes so we can play!”

12 year old boy:  Sigh.  “Alright, but this sucks.”

Brian:  “No … sucks would be if it was my mom over there telling you.”

12 year old boy:  “Why?”

Brian:  “You don’t know anything do you?  Because she’s a redhead, and you’d be dead at the first “Why?””

12 year old boy:  “Oh, I heard about them…”

Boy hurries and ties shoes.

Brian:  “Come on, let’s play ball.”

Coach to me:  “Wanna be my assistant coach?”

Until next time-

C

www.aweekinthelifeofaredhead.com

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How A Redhead Survives a Near Death Experience

Ten female blonds and one female redhead, are on a hiking vacation in the Alps.

While crossing a rope bridge, the ropes break and all eleven females are forced to cling to the dangling ropes for their lives. The ropes are stressed from the weight of all the women, thus they know that someone has to let go so that the others will live. After a few moments of silence the redhead volunteers to let go.

She begins a dramatic speech about how she hopes that the sacrifice that she is about to make is remembered for all time because she is sending herself to certain death so that others can live on.

With that, the redhead ends her speech and bows her head for dramatic pause, all the blondes are so touched by her willingness to sacrifice her own life, they start to cheer and applaud…

the redhead is now married to a rich older man.

Until next time-

C

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