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Double the Teenagers: Quadruple The Food Bill

Posted by Catherine, the redhead mom blogger on Nov 29, 2009 in Mom Rants and Raves

“Brian. What did you have at the football game?”

“Uh, let’s see . . . 1 double cheeseburger, 3 hot dogs, 4 hot chocolates, a soda or two, some of George’s nachos . . . I’m kinda hungry now though . . .is there oatmeal?”

“And what did George have?”

“Uh, 1 tri-tip sandwich, 5 hot dogs, 2 hot chocolates, 3 sodas, nachos, a pizza and something else.”

The last time Mrs. Brian’s mom was seen she was wandering the supermarket mumbling something like “I must feed . . . I must feed . . .” and twitching uncontrollably.

Until next time -

C

http://www.aweekinthelifeofaredhead.com

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How To Tell If I Need A Government Bailout

Posted by Catherine, the redhead mom blogger on Jul 8, 2009 in Mom Rants and Raves

brianfootball shirtHigh school football practice has started.  Last night the front door opens with:

“Hi Mom.”

“Hello”

“Mom – I’m starving!”

“Hi Mrs. Brian’s Mom!”

“Hi George…”

“Brian said you fixed dinner?”

“Yes George I did – are you hungry? – hi Daniel”

“Hi Mrs. Brian’s mom.”

“I suppose you are hungry too?”

“Yes please!”

“Mom – we are so hungry we could eat everything!”

Why does this not shock me?

Is there a government bail out for the people who feed 6′ tall freshman boys?  Let me know where to write.  I’m on it.

Until next time-

C

http://www.aweekinthelifeofaredhead.com

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