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Double the Teenagers: Quadruple The Food Bill

“Brian. What did you have at the football game?”

“Uh, let’s see . . . 1 double cheeseburger, 3 hot dogs, 4 hot chocolates, a soda or two, some of George’s nachos . . . I’m kinda hungry now though . . .is there oatmeal?”

“And what did George have?”

“Uh, 1 tri-tip sandwich, 5 hot dogs, 2 hot chocolates, 3 sodas, nachos, a pizza and something else.”

The last time Mrs. Brian’s mom was seen she was wandering the supermarket mumbling something like “I must feed . . . I must feed . . .” and twitching uncontrollably.

Until next time –

C

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How To Tell If I Need A Government Bailout

brianfootball shirtHigh school football practice has started.  Last night the front door opens with:

“Hi Mom.”

“Hello”

“Mom – I’m starving!”

“Hi Mrs. Brian’s Mom!”

“Hi George…”

“Brian said you fixed dinner?”

“Yes George I did – are you hungry? – hi Daniel”

“Hi Mrs. Brian’s mom.”

“I suppose you are hungry too?”

“Yes please!”

“Mom – we are so hungry we could eat everything!”

Why does this not shock me?

Is there a government bail out for the people who feed 6′ tall freshman boys?  Let me know where to write.  I’m on it.

Until next time-

C

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