How To Tell If I Need A Government Bailout
Posted by Catherine, the redhead mom blogger on Jul 8, 2009 in Mom Rants and Raves |
High school football practice has started. Last night the front door opens with:
“Hi Mom.”
“Hello”
“Mom – I’m starving!”
“Hi Mrs. Brian’s Mom!”
“Hi George…”
“Brian said you fixed dinner?”
“Yes George I did – are you hungry? – hi Daniel”
“Hi Mrs. Brian’s mom.”
“I suppose you are hungry too?”
“Yes please!”
“Mom – we are so hungry we could eat everything!”
Why does this not shock me?
Is there a government bail out for the people who feed 6′ tall freshman boys? Let me know where to write. I’m on it.
Until next time-
C
http://www.aweekinthelifeofaredhead.com
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Hi Catherine,
I’ve been following your blog for a while now. You started following me on Twitter (I’m @DebraWeiss) so that’s how I found your blog. I love your humorous take on living with a teenage boy. Your posts always make me smile.
- Debbie
I feel you, my husband and I have 6 boys and live about 500 miles from our families. Sometimes I fantasize about hijacking a Safeway truck as it passes me by on the freeway. I think I live at that supermarket and they should give me one of those honorary plaques on the wall with my photo and title, shopper of the century. We eat a lot of chicken and hamburger girl! Go move in with him when your 80 and make up for it all.
Thank you and your avatar is awesome!
“Is there a government bail out for the people who feed 6′ tall freshman boys?”
Yes, and you happen to be the bailout for the other moms.
Every time I read your posts I laugh out loud in my cubicle. Thank you! You make my day. Please post more often!!!!!