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Is A Vagina Really Just A GPS For Finding Everything?

5:45 – Jump out of bed, start coffee.

5:50 – Walk the dog.

6:15 – Shower.

6:30 – Blow dry hair, get dressed.

7:00 – Remind Brian for the third time that it is time to get out of bed.

7:15 – Eat breakfast.

7:30 – Load dishwasher, remind Brian to get his shoes on, pack lunches.

7:35 – Remind Brian to get his shoes on and brush his teeth.

7:40 – Load car, remind Brian to get his shoes on or he is going to school in socks.

7:45 – Start car, Brian carries backpack and shoes to the car, leave for school.

8:00 – Drop Brian off at school.

8:10 – Open dance studio.

8:15 – 12:15 – Dance, work on studio website design, market studio, create marketing materials, answer questions, run around like a crazy woman.

12:30:  Lunch while driving.

12:45 – 3:00 – Help mortgage clients, help loan officer clients with blogs, newsletters, return calls, answer emails, create marketing materials, search for a new life.

3:08 – Pick Brian up from school while talking to possible clients on the phone.  As soon as I hang up:

“Mom, did you find my wallet today?”

“Your wallet?”

“Yeah, I couldn’t find it last night.  I want to buy an expansion pack today.”

“Well, hello to you too. No I did not find your wallet today – nor did I look for it since I wasn’t the one who lost it.”

“Mom!  It’s somewhere in my room.  I just thought when you weren’t doing anything today – you might have seen it in my room.”

“When I wasn’t doing anything today?”


I guess because I have a vagina it means it is really just a GPS system for finding everything for everyone.

Until next time-



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About Catherine, the redhead mom blogger

Catherine’s hopes to make this blog a safe place for thyroid sufferers to come laugh and share the funnier side of thyroid disease while raising awareness around the world. She is a published author, known for her humorous speeches on finding your dream life and blogging for fun and profit. Catherine writes about her dream life at, 8 Women Dream and several online marketing publications. She would also like to be invited to speak at TED about her observations. Catherine posts on M/W/F. Join me on Google+ rapieress@aol.com

6 Responses to Is A Vagina Really Just A GPS For Finding Everything?

  1. Nathalie August 31, 2007 at 9:27 am #

    :) I remember saying that to my mother once. If looks could kill I would have died that day!

  2. Debo Hobo August 31, 2007 at 4:17 pm #

    They are so lost with out us :)

    I found Miss South Carolina’s parents. Come check it out:) LOL

  3. Anonymous September 1, 2007 at 3:16 pm #

    That is hilarious! It sounds so familiar, because we really have nothing much to do besides take care of them.

  4. People in the Sun September 3, 2007 at 1:34 am #

    Maybe now will be a good time to make him sign a statement saying you’re allowed to search his room every day until he’s eighteen. See if he loses his wallet again.

  5. Shinade September 4, 2007 at 1:16 pm #

    My you are keeping busy…but, that is a good idea about getting him to sign the contract….then you can search totally guilt free till he leaves home….of course I always searched anyway…bad mom I was:)Jackie

  6. Sergey September 4, 2007 at 6:08 pm #

    Greetings. Very good site. By the way, my mum too reads it.

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