Is A Vagina Really Just A GPS For Finding Everything?
5:50 – Walk the dog.
6:15 – Shower.
6:30 – Blow dry hair, get dressed.
7:00 – Remind Brian for the third time that it is time to get out of bed.
7:15 – Eat breakfast.
7:30 – Load dishwasher, remind Brian to get his shoes on, pack lunches.
7:35 – Remind Brian to get his shoes on and brush his teeth.
7:40 – Load car, remind Brian to get his shoes on or he is going to school in socks.
7:45 – Start car, Brian carries backpack and shoes to the car, leave for school.
8:00 – Drop Brian off at school.
8:10 – Open dance studio.
8:15 – 12:15 – Dance, work on studio website design, market studio, create marketing materials, answer questions, run around like a crazy woman.
12:30: Lunch while driving.
12:45 – 3:00 – Help mortgage clients, help loan officer clients with blogs, newsletters, return calls, answer emails, create marketing materials, search for a new life.
3:08 – Pick Brian up from school while talking to possible clients on the phone. As soon as I hang up:
“Mom, did you find my wallet today?”
“Your wallet?”
“Yeah, I couldn’t find it last night. I want to buy an expansion pack today.”
“Well, hello to you too. No I did not find your wallet today – nor did I look for it since I wasn’t the one who lost it.”
“Mom! It’s somewhere in my room. I just thought when you weren’t doing anything today – you might have seen it in my room.”
“When I wasn’t doing anything today?”
“Yeah.”
I guess because I have a vagina it means it is really just a GPS system for finding everything for everyone.
Until next time-
C
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I found Miss South Carolina’s parents. Come check it out:) LOL
That is hilarious! It sounds so familiar, because we really have nothing much to do besides take care of them.
Maybe now will be a good time to make him sign a statement saying you’re allowed to search his room every day until he’s eighteen. See if he loses his wallet again.
My you are keeping busy…but, that is a good idea about getting him to sign the contract….then you can search totally guilt free till he leaves home….of course I always searched anyway…bad mom I was:)Jackie
Greetings. Very good site. By the way, my mum too reads it.