Menopause plus a teenager equals wine
It is Sunday night at 9pm . . . the dog is already asleep . . .
“Mom?”
“Yes?”
“I don’t have any cookies for my lunch tomorrow.”
“Well . . . it’s too late now.”
“Not it’s not. Can you make me Oatmeal cookies?”
“Brian, it’s 9:00!”
“It should only take you 10 minutes.”
“P L E A S E?”
Until next time -
C
When her teenagers stop going out on Halloween.
And the Pumpkin rots on the porch three days before Halloween because it was only lit once.
And she goes to bed at 9:00pm.
Happy Halloween people. Go to bed!
Until next time -
C
I’d like to announce that my son is 14.
He knows everything.
Just ask him.
Until next time -
C
1. Cleaning the bathroom.
2. Cleaning gym clothes.
3. Following them to the refrigerator.
Until next time -
C
In case you are wondering, this is where moms like me (who are raising teenage boys) really live -
I think I sleep here.
Until next time -
C
What I’d really like to do when my son wants help on a school project -
Hey!
A mom can dream can’t she?
Only about 1355 days until we he graduates.
Until next time-
C
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