Menopause plus a teenager equals wine
Brian, let’s watch the Academy Awards together!
Funny Mom.
No really, watch it with me – come on.
Uh, Mom . . . you really need to get a life.
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C
Roses are red
Violets are blue
You are my mom
So I have to love you.
Happy Valentine’s Day.
Until next time -
C
“Mom?”
“Yes?”
“I think you should just let me open whatever gift is a video game – then I won’t be so annoying over the Christmas break.”
“You’re a teenager – the video game won’t help.”
“Ah ha! So you DID get me video games after all!”
Until next time -
C
“Mom?”
“Yes?”
“Wanna see if my farts smell?”
“Not really.”
“Your loss then.”
Until next time -
C
Mom’s Idea of Breakfast |
Teenage Boy’s Idea of Breakfast |
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Mom’s Idea of Lunch |
Teenage Boy’s Idea of Lunch |
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Mom’s Idea of Afternoon Snack |
Teenage Boy’s Idea of an Afternoon Snack |
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Mom’s Idea of Dinner |
Teenage Boy’s Idea of Dinner |
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Mom’s Idea of Dessert/Snack |
Teenage Boy’s Idea of Dessert/Snack |
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If I work a third job I might be able to keep up.
Until next time -
C Mom
“Mom, why do I keep getting hurt in football?”
“One word: FOOTBALL!”
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C
“Wow Brian, tomorrow is the first day of high school.”
“I know.”
“Can I walk you to school?”
“Ha! Mom you’re kidding RIGHT?”
Well … kinda …
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C
“Mom? Come on! Let’s go see if we can find her!”
Until next time-
C
“Mom?”
“Yes?”
“You sure have been going out a lot lately.”
“Brian I went out three times in two months.”
“That’s kinda a lot don’t you think?”
Until next time -
C
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It’s 8:30pm.
Suddenly the doorbell rings.
I look through the peep hole.
It’s George, Brian’s best friend.
“Hi, I’m here!”
“Brian – George is here.”
“Oh yeh Mom, I forgot to tell you. George is spending the night.”
George enters.
“Are you hungry George?”
“Kinda.”
“Mom, I’m hungry too.”
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C
“Mom?”
“Yes?”
“I’m going to George’s”
“OK”
He waves to me from the door.
“Brian?”
“Yeh?”
“When was the last time you brushed your teeth?”
(silence)
“Three days ago… I think.”
Until next time-
C
Brian, my 14 year old teenage son gets into the car with a bag from Taco Bell…
“Can I eat it now? I’m starving!”
“Sure.”
A few minutes pass, and I glance over to a slight mess on Brian’s chest.
“Brian don’t you have napkins???”
Boy looks through bag while munching.
“No. I guess they didn’t give me any.”
“That would be because you have to get them where you got your hot sauce.”
“Oh. That’s OK I’ll just use my shirt.”
“Brian .. I am dropping you off at the movies … in public!”
“No problemo mom. Here’s all I need to do to be clean…”
Brian proceeds to zip up his hoodie.
“There, all clean.”
What do I know. I’m just the mom.
Until next time-
C
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