How To Tell If A Teenager Has Fed Your Pet

Until next time -
C
Menopause plus a teenager equals wine

Until next time -
C

Dear Brian,
Boonie, your dog would like you to see the indignities she puts up with when you are away.
Upset as she was, I let her curl up on your favorite jeans you left in a heap on the floor.
She shook water near your open video games that have been laying there for a week.
I love you,
Mom
Until next time-
C
Brian’s cat Shadow likes to play catch with Brian, either by batting the ball back, or catching it and throwing it back. Click on “MORE” below to see the video.
Only a boy who loves to play baseball could have a cat that likes to play catch. You just can’t make this shi* up. Now, this is our first attempt at video. Please feel free to make fun of us. Of course you should be warned that it can be dangerous to piss off a redhead.
Why do I sound like Charlie Brown when I am being recorded?
Until next time-
C
There is nothing more sad than a dog’s face in the morning when the boy of the house has left for school.
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C

“Brian! Please come in here and feed your dog.”
“BUT MOM! I just fed her yesterday!”
I think I should feed Brian by the same logic. What do you think?
Until next time-
C
It seems Brian’s Christmas Eve magic continues from year to year as his new kitty was hit by a car on Christmas Eve, only to sustain a small cut on her forehead.
In Brian’s annual Christmas Eve wish he asked for his kitty to be fine … and she is.
I am amazed.
And yes, the car did hit the cat. The driver was speeding down our street and never stopped.
I, on the other hand survived with a glass of red wine while the kitty slept in my arms.
Merry Christmas Silver Oak.
Until next time-
C