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How To Get An Angel Whacking

“Mom, why did Aunt Linda have to die?”

(silence)

“Because she was really sick Bobello.”

“But she wasn’t very old.”

(silence)

“No, she wasn’t.”

“Do you think she went to Heaven?”

“Oh, absolutely.”

(silence)

“Do you think she will remember me?”

“Who could ever forget you Brian?”

(silence)

“I dunno, but will she?”

“No, she loved you dearly and I am sure she will keep a watchful, loving eye on you from heaven.”

(silence)

(silence)

“Can she now hear me swear?”

YOU SWEAR???”

(silence)

“Sometimes, when I am by myself.”

“Then it isn’t really swearing – if no one hears.”

(silence)

“Yeah, but can Aunt Linda hear me now?”

“Maybe – think she’ll whack you upside the head with an angel wing out of nowhere if you do?”

“Mom…”

“I rather like that.”

“Yeah, but then she should whack you too.”

“I don’t swear –  usually.”

“Mom! You do too.”

(silence)

“Hmm I guess I need to watch myself.”

“Yeah, or an angel could whack you!”

Until next time-

C

http://www.aweekinthelifeofaredhead.com

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Catherine’s hopes to make this blog a safe place for thyroid sufferers to come laugh and share the funnier side of thyroid disease while raising awareness around the world. She is a published author, known for her humorous speeches on finding your dream life and blogging for fun and profit. Catherine writes about her dream life at, 8 Women Dream and several online marketing publications. She would also like to be invited to speak at TED about her observations. Catherine posts on M/W/F. Join me on Google+ rapieress@aol.com

2 Responses to How To Get An Angel Whacking

  1. Chic Girl October 25, 2007 at 12:48 pm #

    Tell Brian his Aunt is watching over him and keeping that angel wing on his shoulder. It never hurts to have alittle extra help along the way.

  2. Daniel Brenton October 31, 2007 at 2:51 am #

    Catherine —

    That was beautiful. Thank you.

    Daniel

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