Archive | November, 2009

Double the Teenagers: Quadruple The Food Bill

“Brian. What did you have at the football game?”

“Uh, let’s see . . . 1 double cheeseburger, 3 hot dogs, 4 hot chocolates, a soda or two, some of George’s nachos . . . I’m kinda hungry now though . . .is there oatmeal?”

“And what did George have?”

“Uh, 1 tri-tip sandwich, 5 hot dogs, 2 hot chocolates, 3 sodas, nachos, a pizza and something else.”

The last time Mrs. Brian’s mom was seen she was wandering the supermarket mumbling something like “I must feed . . . I must feed . . .” and twitching uncontrollably.

Until next time -

C

http://www.aweekinthelifeofaredhead.com

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Warning: The Muppets are Singing Queen’s Bohemian Rhapsody

In honor of Thanksgiving …

Which reminds me that my teenage son has not asked me to buy him an electric guitar or drum set . . .

YET.

I feel old – the next thing you know I will be hearing Queen as Muzak in an elevator or in Target.

Until next time Happy Thanksgiving -

C

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