Archive | December, 2006

The Perfect Prayer Poetry For Men

A Man’s Prayer -

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor store and a boat.
This doesn’t rhyme and I don’t give a damn.
A whatever men.

Happy New year everyone!

Until next time -

C

http://www.aweekinthelifeofaredhead.com

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A Redhead Goes To The Police Station

In honor of the holiday, here’s a little redhead joke for you -

A redhead went to the police station with her next-door neighbor to report that her husband was missing.

The policeman asked for a description.

She said, “He’s 45 years old, 6 foot 4, has dark eyes, dark wavy hair, an athletic build, weighs 185 pounds, is soft-spoken, and is good to the children.”

The next-door neighbor protested, “Wait a minute! Your husband is 5 foot 3, green eyed, hairy all over, 350 pounds, has a big mouth, and is mean to your children.”

The redhead replied, “Yes, but who wants HIM back?”

Happy Holidays!

Until next time -

C

http://www.aweekinthelifeofaredhead.com

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