Archive | August, 2006

Ode To Back To School

Sharpened pencils
No swimming pool
Peanut butter sandwich
It’s back to school

Parents rejoice
Brand new shoes
Stuffed backpack
It’s back to school

Yellow buses
New pants, cool
Oh God – homework
It’s back to school

Another teacher
Recess rules
Screaming girls
It’s back to school

Stuck indoors
It feels too cruel
Summer is over
I’m back in school

- C

I love you Brian.

http://www.aweekinthelifeofaredhead.com

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How A Redhead Survives a Near Death Experience

Ten female blonds and one female redhead, are on a hiking vacation in the Alps.

While crossing a rope bridge, the ropes break and all eleven females are forced to cling to the dangling ropes for their lives. The ropes are stressed from the weight of all the women, thus they know that someone has to let go so that the others will live. After a few moments of silence the redhead volunteers to let go.

She begins a dramatic speech about how she hopes that the sacrifice that she is about to make is remembered for all time because she is sending herself to certain death so that others can live on.

With that, the redhead ends her speech and bows her head for dramatic pause, all the blondes are so touched by her willingness to sacrifice her own life, they start to cheer and applaud…

the redhead is now married to a rich older man.

Until next time-

C

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